MY ROOMMATE JUST CAUGHT ME EATING A SLICE OF THE BIRTHDAY CAKE I GOT HER AND SHE DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT BUT I FEEL REALLY BAD???
dem privz doe
Ladies, this week has been pretty terrible
J: At least he’s been caught? :[
There are two things the Delta Gamma sorority’s University of Maryland chapter refuses to tolerate. The first is Delta Gammas who are “LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD.” The second is young ladies who are “so fucking BORING.” Last week, bitches got told.
Two killed in bomb blasts near finish line of Boston Marathon, Boston police say. Area hospitals say at least 69 are injured; Boston Globe reports more than 100 injured. Two explosions happened at about 2:50 p.m.
I actually can’t believe this… They evacuated a bunch of streets in Cambridge because of bomb threats… I can’t believe it.
FORTY-SEVEN GIRLS AT ROLLA HIGH SCHOOL ARE PREGNANT WTAF
What are peeps doing for the summer?
K: Most def staying in Cambridge. Come visit me in my AC-less dorm?
J: Taking microbiology at UCO. Possibly going to Akon. Volunteering. Possibly working. Getting a smartphone finally.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NINA HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NINA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ARAPUNOW.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
SHEEPY IS TWENNY
K: I actually think the Classic Beta description is incredibly accurate.
i’m starting an okcupid profile cuz yolo
K: I’ve already been contacted by meny!